Fringe: Julius Caesar: The Death of a Dictator

                      JULIUS CAESAR
Hi there.  I'm both a well-known dictator and a
pretty boring play.


                   ORSON WELLES
What if I were to cut you down.


                   JULIUS CAESAR
WITH KNIVES?!?  I HAVE A THING ABOUT KNIVES!


                   ORSON WELLES
No, in length.  Down to 75 minutes.


                   JULIUS CAESAR
I would still be boring, but for much less time!


                   FRINGENYC
Damn.

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